Whisper, Engage and Unbridled... LOL

"davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction) 11/18/2019 at 09:12 • Filed to: None

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This is what happens when you give the marketing folks too much rein.

vondon302 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:18

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I'd rather have a whip button.

E90M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:18

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They should just make the compartment watertight. Just dump the ice and beer into the frunk. 

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:18

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If there is a drain plug on the frunk, why even bother with the cooler? Just have the picnic surrounding your car . . . what, not everyone wants to spend more time with the car?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > vondon302 11/18/2019 at 09:24

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Oh man, can you imagine if they used gesture control, and if you “cracked a whip” with your hand, you’d get a surge of power? Ha!

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > E90M3 11/18/2019 at 09:25

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The frunk (front-trunk) is drainable, which is neat, and claims 4.8 cubic feet of cargo capacity.

HammerheadFistpunch > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:27

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I mean, they could have at least not mixed the metaphors .

whisper, talk, shout

activate, engage, empower

trot, gallop, unbridled

I mean, they are all dumb...

HammerheadFistpunch > E90M3 11/18/2019 at 09:28

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it is, they are also saying they will offer an insulated insert for instant esky

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 11/18/2019 at 09:29

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Yes, all dumb, and even worse when mixed.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch 11/18/2019 at 09:29

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Tesla has “ Ludicrous” , we have to have something COOL!

Thomas Donohue > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:30

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Presumably to have ice and cold compresses  on hand for the injured pedestrians.

Fyoeu > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:35

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I thought the drive modes in the Lincoln Navigator ( Normal, Conserve, and Excite ) were ridiculous.... This is next level, haha.

Ash78, voting early and often > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 09:52

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Those look like three bullets on a Powerpoint done by a high schooler. Or a Doge meme.

So electric. Much volts. Pony.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Ash78, voting early and often 11/18/2019 at 09:58

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So dumb.

vondon302 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:14

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You should be in marketing.

Lol

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > vondon302 11/18/2019 at 10:19

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Like I tell my wife all the time, I only have good ideas.

and 100 more > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:23

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I mean... Let’s just keep it simple.

Tapas > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:34

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Yes master, I’ve been very naughty. I’ve stolen the Mustang’s name.

Unbridle me , unbridle me hard! I might even steer into a Cars and Coffee crowd.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:35

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Missed opportunity:

Whisper, Shout and Wilhelm!

Future next gen S2000 owner > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:38

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I’ll give the marketing guy a 20 if they close the frunk.

McMike > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 10:53

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That kind of sucks that it’s in the frunk, as it would be nice to be able to reach through the seat back and grab yourself a cold one.

Suppose it’s best, seeing how we’re all supposed to be responsible and shit these days. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M 11/18/2019 at 11:02

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UserNotFound > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 13:08

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Rein.

Lol.

I see what you did there.

Brickman > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 11/18/2019 at 13:35

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Cool engine.... oh.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > UserNotFound 11/18/2019 at 13:43

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Thanks for noticing. =)